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This dream, was so uber creepy. I'd even prefer the aliens/ blood and guts/ blow 'em up dreams over this. The weird part is, I did have it on a friday night too. I was on stage for smoe weird ass production with my best friend, who is a guy, which is really super weird because both of us.. don't dance. Well my friend does when he's high but he was.. no wait he was high in this dream. 

Basically we went back stage when another act came on and during this time, someone, and I never found out who cast a spell on us that made us switch bodies. So now I was a 6ft+ tall dark skinned male and my friend was a 5ft short ass white female. Apparently, he enjoyed the body swap thing a hell of alot more than I did. He wandered off at some point and I lost him. I was freaking out wondering what the hell to do, and worried about what my irresponsible friend was going to do with my body. 

In saw my step sister walk past with her posse and yelled out, "CANDICE! CANDICE, IT'S ME, REANNE!" To which she replies, "Nice try loser". Even my voice was male. :-(

I noticed how her and her female friends walked into the male block toilets. "Real typical", I thought. Then that gave me an idea, I somehow thought that using a mirror could possibly revert the spell. But I now face a massive dilemma; Which toilet blocks to use, male or female? I wanted to go into the female blocks, because for one I am a female, plus most importantly the female toilets are clean. But the girls in there would beat me to a bloody pulp for being a "pervert" so I had no choice but to use the male block, which was very very awkard for me to do, because I lacked the vital knowledge of how to "act" male, in the presence of other males. One wrong move and I'd also be beaten to a bloody pulp.

It's alllll about body language, and I had no idea how to do it. Luckily, my friend used to do a fair bit of Judo and worked out from time to time so I had muscles which really helped me pull of a "tough guy" act. I walk in and there were apparently some showers in the back so most of the guys in front of the mirrors there were wearing nothing but towels which really didn't help! I look into a mirror and sure enough, I revert back to my normal female body. Now I had a new problem. I was a female in a male toilet / shower block. The guy nearest to me noticed me, grabbed my arm and whispered something like; "Hey baby" in my ear, which REALLY pissed me off. If there's one word I hate being called, it's that word. No one gets away with it.

With what little I remembered from karate, I broke my arm free from his grasp, smacked him in the jaw and kicked him to the ground while he was off balance. I gave a dagger stare to the rest of the guys in there, to say "Rest of you try anything, you end up like him." I turned back to the mirror, fixed my hair and walked out.  That's the worst nightmare I've ever had. I don't like being a guy, it's very very awkward. And what's with the whole "Tough guy" thing? Those guys were sizing me up when I was in that male body as soon as I walked in. I guess it sorta helped being black, since the rest of them were scrawny white guys. Our society is really freaking stupid.