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  • he Doesnt know how to use a vaccuum cleaner? Why?
  • :D It pretty genius when you look at it deeper, the characters, stereotypes, hidden meaning and still the random aspect of it...

    Peter - Lois, you know how you always wanted a diamond engagement ring...
    Lois - :D ...?
    Petar - That's right! I BOUGHT A HORSE!
  • I channeled this message yesterday, from a being who called himself... something random... was it Juganto... or Yurzin.. I think it was Darth Vader... I dunno

    What the candy wrapper might have known is that behind his back, the two traffic lights were pointing out the pros and cons of life in Rohan. Though, the ladder in the park was obviously too shiny, still it could spill on the linoleum carpeting. Then it said thou shalt cast an incantation upon the fiery depths of the spaghetti sauce. Nevertheless thy quest will be hard but the ladder and his companions shall prevail with everlasting glory and Swiss cheese. Meanwhile, Mount Rushmore's brother, Mount Brushmore was taking a dip in the strawberry river, at least he thought so, cause he ate some baaad mushrooms, like Jack Black in The Pick of Destiny...
    He looked inside, inside himself.. and saw the dawn rising, the sun's warm light lighted the stage and it was time to brush his teeF and go to bed. What Mount Brushmore didn't know is that his wife was cheating on him with a Lightship. So the time was nearing when he had to take off with his hyenas and jump to hyperpaste.. or was it hyperspace...? Nvm, they went to Tatooine to learn the mating call of the Tusken Raiders. When they finally got the hang of it they were hanging around... because they got the HANG of it... get it?... get it...?... nudge nudge...?
  • hahaha random is a significant part of my life :D
    All u guys should watch Family Guy, it's outrageous XD well, for me... and everyone I know who watches it... makes me remember that life can be a chuckle...
  • Soooo, Peekay, you understood my response, huh??? LOL
  • ? random ftw...
  • LOL Gotcha, Peekay. Yes. And, is the pope Catholic?
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