WANTED: LOOKING FOR QUALIFIED APPLICANTS FOR "WORKER OF LIGHT" POSITIONS! SOME RESTRICTIONS MAY APPLY...
Have you followed someone from an blog site in order to attack and harass someone?
Have you made several attempts to instigate and provoke confrontations?
Have you manipulated several people to join forces with you without their knowing?
THEN YOU QUALIFY TO BE A WORKER OF THE LIGHT!!!!
We are looking to suitable candidates for our Worker of the Light positions! Some of our qualifications includes:
Having a pompous attitude
Must be able to jump in any post and sabotage it
Must be able to log in all day and type comments and post pictures
Must be able to host archangels in your home and brag about it
Must claim to received the Christ Consciousness and still to deplorable actions
Must post pictures and make sly remarks and suggestions of homosexuality
Must be willing to seek out and accept all praises in front of everyone...and more...
Still don't see if you qualify? Here are some of our most Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What are some ways to sabotage a post?
A: One way is to make between 1 to 3 short sentences and click reply. Wait one minute. Click on the reply button of the comment you just made and make another short comment and click reply again. Repeat this 5 to 6 times before anyone else can reply to your comments. You can then cover almost the entire page with only your comments. Do this throughout the post and you can sabotage any post with your comments.
Q: What are some ways to instigate a person into a hostile confrontation?
A: One way is to always answer his questions or comments with "I love you, I feel your sorrow". You don't really love him, of course, just trying to antagonise him by repeating it over and over. This strategy works on some, but not on others, and they can see thur our little ruse.
Q: What happens when they do see thur our scheme?
A: Make out a false harassment claim.
Q: Help! A person has found out that I am a false worker of the light and he is going to tell everyone! What do I do?
A: Quickly, make as many posts as possible. Join in other posts and make as many comments as you can. Try to talk to as many people on the site as you can and establish a connection and make friends. Once the truth of who you are comes out, people will rush in to defend your status. You sit back, deny everything and act like you did nothing wrong and have other people come to your aid. This is one of our most successful manipulation techniques and have served many of our Worker of Light employees over the years. The people at these sites have no idea they are being played. A fool-proof plan.
Q: There are a few people that see that I am a false worker of the light and are speaking out. What now?
A: We supply you with a array of pictures of a gnome showing his ass and post it in their reply window. This is a good deterrent from people gaining more momentum of revealing who you are. You don't want the fact that you are a fake worker of the light to continue to spread and revealing the truth.
Q: I sent hateful and vulgar comments to manipulate a person against someone I am attacking. Do I qualify?
A: Yes, you definitely qualify! Good job! Be sure to have someone post pictures after you so it falls to the bottom and off-screen so people won't see it.
Q: I have been making a lot of posts and making announcements in order to receive praises. Do I qualify?
A: Yes, you qualify.
Q: I made a lot of posts, but no one will reply or make any comments on them. What should I do?
A: Start making replies to yourself in order to gain attention. Have 1 or 2 more people add comments and pictures. The other people in the site will see the number of replies and wonder what's going on. Then you will start getting noticed and people will want you in their discussions. This is another great manipulative technique and works wonders!
Q: I hosted archangels in my home. Do I qualify?
A: Only if you bragged and posted about it in order to gain attention, praise and followers. You can even say you received messages from them and make them up. You have no ideal how simple and easy it is to fool people. Just act as if you know what you are talking about and they will believe anything you say, without question, doubt or proof.
Q: Why do you have to seek attention, praise, worship and followers? Doesn't it say in the bible not to seek worship or praise?
A: We do this because of ego. We are service-to-self driven and focused on manipulating others.
Q: Why is it easy to manipulate them?
A: Because most people in the spiritual community are "light and love" minded people and accept you for what you are, without judgments or prejudice, thus making it easy pickings to infiltrate a spiritual community and sabotage it from the inside. Many sites have been compromised by this. There are a few exceptions where there were some that stood up to our many lies and schemes. Be on guard for these people.
Q: Who are they?
A: These are people that question all information that comes in and asks for proof instead of believing everything that comes in. They use their Analytical Mind and Deductive Reasoning and break down the lies, deceptions and manipulations we carry out. They stand at the gate and will not let us pass. You have them in every site and they are our greatest threat to taking over a spiritual community. Do not engage these people for any reason as they can expose you with seemly ease. Nothing slips by them and are considered extremely dangerous!
Q: What do we do if confronted by these people?
A: Lucky, the "light and love" minded people consider these people to be negative, trying to put people down, harassing them. Pretend like you are being harassed and only stating your opinion. Others will rush to your aid and defend you. Stay clear of these people and work on those who are easily controlled.
Q: What if we have more questions?
A: You can contact us at support@fake worker of light.com