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Language

 i don't care what anybody says, where all imature at heart and the best way to learn a new language is to first learn how to speak fluent dirty and then insults then funny and pretty soon holy crap i am speaking fluent japanese or vietnamese lol

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distance

i like this girl, she live's in vietnam, working for charity with deaf kids and as a professional photogropher!

although we are finding distance to be a bitch!

she gets back into australia in June next year but still live's 18 hours away!

 

i'm not sure what i'm setting myself up for or what to expect any thoughts on the matter?

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art in the kitchen!

i have to write this down someweher before i forget it, i was thinking maybe 2 marinated stake's (port base, a little spicy but very very mild, well not giving away my secret recip'e there) with coated roast spuds (again personal recip'e) served with steamed vegie's and a creamy cheesy white sauce (all of this is my home made speciality ofcoarse then for desert a pavlova base with creamy choc rum sauce (still home made) with a flake covering and a strawberry ontop served with a nice fruity white wine!

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polotics

my old man once told me, now son there is an easy way to explain politics so you can logically understand it!

the idea behind politics is you pick the politition who is bullshitting the least and hope for the best!

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bi-sexual

ah yet again another pressing matter with another open discussion!

bi-sexual, now i have a general rule with my girls, they can sleep with as many female's as they want 2 rule's apply

#1: the other girl joins in with us as a couple first

#2: no other men involved unless i agree to it

now i don't think i'm being un-reasonable here, it means that these girls get the thrill of being with a different partner yet i still get to keep my dominance in the bedroom so both side's are usually happy, that's part 1 of the discussion and i leave this open for discussion seperatly if you wish

part 2: is it ok for me to then go and sleep with other men, same sex rule?

if not, why?

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The Nice Guy

ok here is an open discussion

i'm not the easiest person in the world to be with, i'll be the first to admit that, my autism make's it harder

i am one of those nice guys you hear girls saying they want but when they get they screw over!

i keep hearing don't change a thing for anybody, or you would make a great boyfriend, infact i've heard so many compliments from taken girls and half the guys some who don't even know me

so why in the hell does the ass still get the girl and i'm left standing stranded dragging behind

guys and girls feel free to comment here

i want to see where this goes!

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talents :/

i tell many people that i don't fight and dis-believe in violence since my entire being is against it, yet in the same tocken i'm so bloody good at it!

honestly i don't understand how, but for some reason when need be i can pull off move's i never even knew possible, my brain just goes into combat mode and suddently i'm freakin unstopable, i mean almost litraly, and to be honest the main and probably only reason why i don't fight nor defend myself unless life or death is because i'm capable of so much damage, i think it's because my brain has obsorbed so much information that i just kind of tap into it when i need to!

the only problem is when that side of me is released it's because i'm in seriouse danger wich means it's hard to stop

i don't suppose that anybody on here can explain to me how i'm suddently got these mixed martial arts talents when i never studie'd or practiced any of them?

i mean i didn't even get past white belt in karate lol

i believe everything happens for a reason and i've been having wierd dreams aswell, i get the feeling that they may be linked, but for that to happen where talking about a country over-run and pretty well left for dead civilian wise!

the dreams re-accure, usually different people but they all simbolise one person i love or care for deeply and usually the guy i hate and full of jelously off, i come speeding through the road in a bike that's been altered with two samarei swords behind me guns on the side of the bike, wich the other side has wheels so i can go sideways safely and a shield and i pretty much jump off the bike after killin some army looking dude's fly through the air and use knife's and swords and even one of the guys grenade's to take out not only a tank but a car and others!

now usually i would think yer it's one those dreams after action movie's but how many time's has somebody watched a soppy love story and had that kind re-accuring dream afterwards and after getting laid?

i've had other dreams that have violence in them, and for some reason when in the face of danger i am somebody else, confident cool, fast and quick thinking and analyse the entire area plus the person and total of 6 - 8 out-come's of events and choose the best out-come all in a matter of 2 sec MAX, i've been faced with more than one gun to my head and to be honest i was shitting myself a little bit but for some reason i keep being able to survive!

i gues the main question here is what in the hell is any of this good for?

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people in townsville QLD

well hello all, i was hoping to meet some new people in and around townsville, i don't have any friends here since i just moved here and it would be nice to be able to talk some people who have a spiritual side, who doesn't think it's tabboo or devils work, cause right now i'm stuck at home and thier ALL christian lol
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hey ALL! POETRY :-D

hey look i'm an un-kown poet, allot of people say they love my poetry but not many really take the time to appreciate it all in full!

i know this isn't really spiritual but i have seemed to be able to reach out to quiet a few people here and find something else in these people that i don't see everyday in people, so i was wondering if anybody happens to like poetry or has any suggestions i have a blog for ALL my writing and the only follower is myself -__-

naturally meaning there are no comments and absolutly NO feedback!

i know it's kind of selfish but how is a poet suppose to find passion if nobody else take's the time to bother!

atleast read this poem and make up your mind weather you want to be bothered with the rest, a link will be found at the bottom of this page under the poem,

thank you for your time Goofy :-D:

shallow breeze

a lovers loss, no greater pain
for when he left, her heart was strained
got what he wanted, and nothing is left
...now he has gone, he knew her best

the naked flame, that once was lit
has gone out cold, inside her chest
will they notice, if they see her whole
nothing but nude, shock factor alone

as this goes out, the single smoke
she cherished the flavour, yet put it out
like the boy that once was, now a shallow mid drift
for now that's it's cold, her bed doesn't fit

he left a huge whole, inside of her soul
left her alone, in the night to be cold
this buety alike, many more to come
for heartache and pain, the cure that known

written by: ashley smith

22/11/2010
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do not judge!

keep in mind that i do NOT follow a single religion and probably never will, i see the need for them and i see thier purpose just as light needs darkness!

i am not judgemental and i appreciate the many views on things on what i believe and feedback is always welcomed

however if your here to offer destructive critisism then don't bother, i am a man based on peace and as such do not wish to argue over religouse belief, all i ask is that you don't tell me my ways are wrong

and do not try and turn me!

however i'm always curiouse about each religion and happy to learn more about things i don't already know

:-D

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a little more in-depth of my spiritual side + chi

i can do some wierd things!

i can speed up my heart rate and slow down time itself or speed up my mind not sure wich one!

i can see an oponent 6 move's in advance!

i do not fight i have swarn against it!

ah i sometime's use chi to not only balance but release power!
i am a grey auroa wich means neither light or dark can get an accurate reading on me!

i am year of the golden dragon, bicential year, libra, wich is the scale's

i basically represent balance!

i am not good, i am not evil, i am just neccisary!

i understand the need for both and everything for that matter!

i think that's about it, i'll update if i think of more!

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Me :)

look this is still under debate a little here!

i am believed to be connected to a different realm as in blood brothers with a mate of mine in a past life but a past life lived as a different being, i have healed him from a distance without knowing i've done it aparently

it is believed that i was in a past life an orc or ogre not really sure it's an ugly form that's all i know!

better known as true form, since my friend is a keeper of animal spirit guids and who trains them aswell he has a few running through his place at any givin time!

please feel free to shed light on this!

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Animal Spirit Guide's

well with animal spirit guide's i know very little

i'm led to believe that they originally come from a different plain!

the base idea of an ASG is it's basically an animal spirit that is of higher accent

in other words has somewhat supernatural ability in some cases, i.e mine Shifty can take on any form he wishe's

there basically there to guide you through life and the spiritual path

they are also great help and great friends

some people believe that the animal spirit guide is thier soul-mate, hence the reason not many high preastes's have boyfriends or girlfriends!

they come in all shape's and sizes and even some mystical, i.e fairy, pixie, pretty well anything, gargoil

i know of one bloke who has a griffin (who love's turkish delight choch and is metalic purple of all things in wich i never understood but yer)

another girl i know has a siberean tiger (who ironically love's hello kitty stuff)

and another girl who has a atlantic eagle (who's song puts you to sleep, wich is quiet annoying when your trying to play video games huh -__-)

apart from this i know very little :-D

an animal spirit guide is not allowed to be around you when your morning since it's considered a bad influence on the animal spirit guide!

so when in morning it's more than likely that he or she will disapear until the morning process is over!

(morning as in "morning the death of somebody")

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things that go bump in the night!

ok, there are many forms of spirits and animal spirits, i'm going to do a seperate post on animal spirits though, right now i'm just letting you know the one's i've encountered!

ok, there is one cheeky little spirit i can't remember what's it's called but if you could see it, he or she would freak you the hell out!

it's not demonic but it looks like it, they are fast moving creature's who flicker through different planes and dimensions so really they can walk through walls but not really, i mean where you see them is when there in your dimension, walking through a room, where as when they get to the wall they change dimensions to a place where the wall isn't actually there at all, they are tortured souls because they can't stick to one dimension or plane, they can if they try hard enough long enough for you to see them if they want you to but very rare!

they have long sharp claw type things for fingers very skinny almost just bone and there more of a shadow, they move extreamly quickly in most cases it's when you see something move in the courner of your eye but nothings there it's usually just one of those passing by!

there as far as i'm aware harmless!

hell-hounds: well there exactly that, they are believed to have come from hell, there soul purpose in life is to tourment and keep track of dark evil souls to keep them evil if that make's sence (in other words a dark soul can turn around afters it's left it's human body and once seen the tourture's try and go good, where that would disrupt the balance, so the need for hell-hounds stands, they can also torture the living on the same princible, they will not physically attack a human unless the human stands between them and the dark soul there looking at taking away, since i lived on a fairy line we had an understanding, if they where curiouse or bored (wich happened a bit -__-) they would want to look through my van and if there was a dark soul they would scare them off and chase them and torture them, wich was fine by me since it meant no dark soul was ever in my presence, i had around 3 or 4 hell-hounds all just as cheeky as the last, there actually quiet pleasant to be around if your not evil or dark lol!

i mean the only problem i ever had with them was when they tried pushing me off the bed -__-

a quick punch to the nose and they got the hint pretty quick :-D

but be warned although they are like any other dog and have the same weakness, if you injure one without good reason or cause, his or her friends will be there and there bloody quick!

there are 3 main type's of spirits (please don't use the word ghost since it's offensive and usually means to haunt!) the good one's i.e light, the bad one's i.e dark and the trouble makers!

the good one's usually learn to co-exist with us or work around us or don't even bother us at all, some even offer protection and loyalty :-D

the bad one's will as i said before haunt you, make scary sounds or turn into horrible looking creature's (wich is more of a shape shift than an actual thing i.e illusion!, and some even raise or throw knife's and attack people!

the trouble makers, there cheeky there funny but sometime's go to far to pull of a practical joke, each one has it's own personality, i.e i class my cameleon shifty as a trouble maker, he hide's things as a game, i.e lighters shirts and even boxers -__- but if it's a bright colour or has a picture of a lizard on it, you most likely won't see it for a while till he gets bored of it lol

i'll do a blog about shifty next i think :-D there's allot to tell!

animals have souls to, so in turn you can get family pets souls still around or even wildlife is common, usually they just go about thier own buisness but like anything it come's with a scale of good bad and cheeky lol :P

i think that;s about all i'll update it if i think of any more :)

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spiritual rulings :-D

first of all and the MAIN point here is that if a spirit or other try's to attack you or has physically thrown something at you then the spirit or other has taken on a physical form to do so, in wich case THROW SOMETHING BACK! IT WILL HURT THEM! just saying lol

most spirits themselve's aren't even aware of this!

another thing, when dealing with a stone that draws in all the negetive energy in the room please remember to clense it, i have seen some messed up S#$T happen when too much of a build up happens!

another thing, in your own house or property YOU are the owner and soul being that has rights or administration unless thier bound to the property (but i'll get that soon!), in wich case a spirit must abide by the rule of 3, if you demand (any less than activly demand then your authority is taken away and useless) that they leave and they must do so withing the 3rd demand of face some dire consiquence's from the spiritual realm (i'm not sure who keeps authority over this but i do know that if they dis-obey and try to do something out of reasonable ways then other spirits who are protecting you will more than likely take of the glove's and get's messy, i've seen it before!

now if a spirit (human at the time or animal but alive) has died in that house and is rather buried beneath it or in the back yard or thier blood has soaked into the foundation of the house, it's more than likely that they own the property and have high rights over things, usually they won't do anything to bad, i know of one that re-draws the out-line of it's body on the bathroom floor using chalk after a shower, but the tennants don't mind so much, they live peacefully together and nobody gets hurt or threatened, if however the spirit become's un-reasonable there are ways to remove it (i just don't know how myself!)

this rule of 3 can also be used when asking a spirit a question

however when asking a question it is wise NOT to ask about it's death or some rather un-liked part of it's life or tourment, they will more than likely get angry or upset and things go bad quick!

but a spirit must answer the question TRUTHFULLY after the 3rd demand!

be careful though because everything has it's consiquence's

the balance rule:

there are certain type's of spells and rituals that are cominly used as dark for bad reasons, but under the right circumstance's CAN be used for light and good reasons wich take away general consiquence in some cases

but be warned you better be bloody sure it's for the right reason because it come's back 3 - 10 fold on you!

karma, now in most cases karma gets her way, but there are some cases i.e curse's that dis-allow karma to intervene UNTIL somebody steps in and sets the ball rolling on the person who cast the curse to begin with, now however she may not be able to have started it but because she was powerless then, she will back the reversal 10 fold!

now she is kind and reasonable and we see eye to eye since both she and i follow balance!

death, now with death there's no real way to stop it if it's thier time to die, you can prolong it in some cases but not for long and usually get yourself or another more hurt because of your tampering, it's not worth it

i have personally taken on death face to face knockin skulls so to speak and lost, simply because it was her time!

you can't change it and you can't sacrafise yourself!, and if you try it's more than likely that a soul will take it's place and it is NOT of your choosing and it WILL hurt you and scar you for life, it's the consiquence of your action it will happen!

now here's my #1 rule i live by constintly

THE ONLY THING I KNOW IN THIS WORLD, IS THAT I KNOW NOTHING!

that way there's always something to learn!

ow and it's always possible that i'm wrong about ANY of this, i don't claim to be any misia or anything and i'm certaintly no god, (definetly no god-ess lol, although the skirt does look shocking good jks jks)

so take everything that i write as experience and general knoweldge not always fact!

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This is me, This is who i am spiritually :-D

t is interesting really, i've always been a "spiritual person" i've just more quiet about it lol, well at first i was looking down the path of wiccar but even that had it's down side's i gues realisticall i am just a non-religouse spiritual being lol!
i accept what i see and hear and feel for myself however keep my mind open to the possibility of anything really!
i don't follow a single god, i believe that it's quit possible they all exist for one reason or another because they all serve a purpose, in a sence i follow christian ways since i do believe there is a god (i.e jesus) and hell
and i've been in the presence of a few greek and even egyption gods, and i believe buddah to but i'm not so sure about that one lol
i don't have a controlled enviroment nor a higher iraqie or master to help me that here's so to speak so i don't preform many rituals
i mainly just deal with the eliments i.e fire,wind, water, earth, mother nature and such
i have roughly 5 stone's (rune's) i have brought dragons to life and even met the keeper of the orb (crazy fucker he is, tried to kill me twice -__-) and i have even come to an understanding with hell hounds at my old house (more the point if they fuck with me in my sleep or wake me up or try to push me off the fuckin bed again i'm gonna punch them in the nose :-D, they don't like that!)
odviously a grey aura, i have 1 deck of tarrot cards relating to relationship and life and love life!
i am balance in the sence that i do not practice dark arts but i keep them around and they have thier purpose in life

i have a necklace with a viking shield for protection and a cresent moon with 3 stars down it and one on the bottom tip for not only protection but spiritual guidance!
i have a shape-shifting cameleon as an animal spirit guide (the cheeky lil shit like's to play game's with your shit and loves bright colours!
he can go invisable and make other things go invisable and take on any shape he chooses and can move at 1/10th of a second, only male of his kind that i'm aware of since the female's want to be dominant race and eat the male's during mating season, his name is shifty

i have a main protector who started my spiritual path, a older (not old she gets upset when you call her that!) elder aboriginal witch who looks out for me and shows me what i need to see but don't want to and keeps bad aboriginal spirits away from me (thanks to my ex i had a few who wanted to play match-maker yay!)
i'm still un-decided about astro traveling
but i can feel connections between me and others and can tap into that for information or the feeling of warmth to get them to open up so i can help them!
i can hear people's souls, most of the time i don't know i'm doing it but will magically know things people don't tell me!
i have a few past live's, i'm an ancient soul i was a priest in one of my original live's so i write these symbols that are ancient egyption, chinese, runology and sometime's Mauri to hey, mauri (NZ) being the most common trait!
ah i think that's it!

my third eye isn't fully working in the sence that it needs to be controlled, i have blocked off the visual side of it because i'm living at mum and dads and that's the work of the devil huh lol

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