Sean Connery was excited to do some home renovations... he gathered his tools together and some boards and very busily began hammering and banging away...
But when he stood back to see what he had done, he began to weep uncontrollably.
"What's that matter?" asked his wife, concerned.
"I did the best I could,: he sobbed, " But I'm ashamed of my shelf."
lmfao ! Okay it's lame but really good if you can do the accent! Best of days to you dear friend :)
Hello Pan, you do have an award winning sense of humor.I'm sure that your "Me" has put a smile on quite a few faces.(smile) Instead of saying hi me,I was oh so tempted to say hy-me,but I didn't know how you'd take it.Your humor is appreciated here my freind!Stay Blessed,
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