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This is the discussion for all those really funny but questionable posts we would like to share because they make us laugh our butts off but are too grown up or tasteless for the other blogs. 

 

Enjoy!  And remember, please no racist jokes or pictures, and nothing that would harm another person's feelings.  We can laugh at our own expense and not someone elses :) 

 

Remember, beloved readers... adults only- get the kids out of the room - you have been warned! 

 

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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
 
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
 
He slams the door and returns to bed.
 
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
 
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
 
"Did you help him?" she asks.
 
"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
 
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
 
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
 
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
 
"Yes," comes back the answer.
 
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
 
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
 
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
 
"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.

;-)  Teehee

Love this thread. Thank you for the laughs! :D

Oh I am so glad you enjoyed it :)  Please feel free to add whatever you'd like, anytime.  And you can create your own discussions here too, just so you know :) 

Sometimes it's nice to get away from the online drama and be in JOY :) 

Hugs :) 

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