G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass
This report cannot be denied until the White House issues an official Statement of Denial. Just want to stay on the right side of responsible journalism by not obfuscating the truth. You understand.
America's diplomatic embarrassment comes home in shame after dishonoring our country which is not his birthright.
______
ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”
The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.
“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”
As Mr. Putin narrowed his eyes in frosty silence, Mr. Obama seemed to warm to his topic.
“If you think I’m the only one who feels this way, you’re kidding yourself,” Mr. Obama said, jabbing his finger in the direction of the Russian President’s face. “Ask Angela Merkel. Ask David Cameron. Ask the Turkish guy. Every last one of them thinks you’re a dick.”
Shortly after Mr. Obama’s volcanic performance, Mr. Putin released a terse official statement, reading, “I should be afraid of this skinny man? I wrestle bears.”
After one day of meetings, the G20 nations voted unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home.
Source:
G20 Ends Abruptly as Obama Calls Putin a Jackass : The New Yorker
________________________________________
Replies
If you believe this...I have two islands to sell you, buy one, get one half off lol
do u accept monopoly money???
this world is anything but boring. lmao! =D
Wish the New Yorker would label Mr. Borowitz's pieces as Satire... lots of folks are already running with it as if it was true.....
Altaira
Everyone should come to Putin's aid, They should've come together and joined common strengths to avoid this situation entirely. How things become broken and not just bruised.
The end of the era of US dominance is here....see this vid.
that is just too funny ... lol ...