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Confirmed Existence of Portal to Alternate Universe [Every House has one!]

Now, this may sound a little out there, or totally loony, but stay with me here people. 

 

Ever wondered why your washing machine stops whenever you open the lid? Well I have found the answer and you'll never believe me. This is why I want you to see it for yourself. 

 

This is real, and I can prove it!!!!

 

I want you all to do a very simple experiment. Place two socks in your washing machine, alone. Important note: The socks MUST be a pair, two different socks will not work! Start the machine, on whatever wash you prefer.  Do not attempt to open the lid during the wash, as the washing machine possesses incredibly advanced artificial intelligence, and knows when you're trying to perv on it. 

 

Once the washing machine has finished, open the lid. You will now find that one sock has disappeared. Yes, that's right. Your washing machine is the portal to an alternate universe. I'm convinced that it's linked to a blackhole, where the sock ends up on the other side. This now makes so much sense. It's been a conspiracy right from the day of conception of the washing machine. The government commissioned the washing machine to steal every one of your socks that belongs to a pair, forcing you to spend more money on socks! 

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Hilarious I needed a good laugh today. Thanks
Rae perhaps they eat them!!

problem; important note - the socks must be a pair , two different socks will not work.

Consider 2 perfect socks - with no such thing being as 2 perfect socks to my knowledge , and therefore all or most socks that I have encounter being unequal in size , it is my estimate that perhaps , the 2 perfect socks scenario may be considerably valuable in terms of attempting to solve the paradox of the washimg machine , or the WM paradox.

My belief is that perhaps , this paradox will be famously discussed worldwide by philosophers , quantum physicists , vaticinationologists and others interested in the study of time , time dilation , relativistic time , alternative universes and such.........

At least I am quite happy with that my socks don´t go missing whenever I and the housewife wash clothes.

I may attempt to try to conduct your experiment to prove myself wrong.......

there are two types of washing machines, the one that the door faces you and the one the lid faces upwards... does it matters which one?

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