Dogs and People

Got this from a friend as a pps. Unfortunately, cannot add the pics, so inserted some I found elsewhere.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ~ Will Rogers

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. ~ Author Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~ Andy Rooney

Everything I need to know I learned from my dog: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. ~ Author Unknown

If you pick a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. ~ Mark Twain

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~ Ben Williams

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ~ Franklin P Jones

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ~ Ann Landers

Properly trained, a Man can be Dog's best friend. ~ Corey Ford

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! ~ Anne Tyler

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. ~ Franklin P Jones

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~ Ambrose Bierce

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3 a can. That's almost $21 in dog money. ~ Joe Weinstein

My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. ~ Author Unknown

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. ~ Sigmund Freud

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~ Roger Caras

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. ~ Robert A Heinlein